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19. Queens University. Fluent in Sarcasm and Sexual Innuendos. Cannot Spell to save my Life. Wanna see the other side of me? Ask for my other blog. It's a little different than this one.

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yep, this is it: Ultimate Writing Resource

General Tips

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cybergay:

cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer 

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reichenfeels:

  • “We’re your family, we’re allowed to make fun of you”
  • “Come on, it’s just a joke”
  • “toughen up and stop being a baby”
  • “We’re just teasing”

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BULLYING IS BULLYING NO MATTER WHO IT COMES FROM.

IT JUST HURTS A FUCKLOAD A LOT MORE WHEN ITS COMING FROM PEOPLE YOU TRUST

FUCK OFF.

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Reblog if your dick hits you in the face when you run.

castleforeverandever:

I bet 99% of these reblogs are girls.

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rodneykong:

fun pranks: when no one’s looking shoot archduke ferdinand and start a world war

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loveforalia:

You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”.

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amerryleetlechristmas:

ok i’ve drank like 3 bottles of this “no more tears” shampoo but it still hasn’t worked

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