There's no Comparison for Life.

Queens University. Fluent in Sarcasm and Sexual Innuendos. Cannot Spell to save my Life. Wanna see the other side of me? Ask for my other blog. It's a little different than this one.

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joycenogueira:

Omfg

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Your nudes are safe with me.

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spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

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sherlockhoelmes:

studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist

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theadventuresoftorii:

I’m on my way back into the photography game, starting with these gorgeous shots of my good friend, Megan.

More photos on their way, just waiting for a day when the sun is out and it isn’t raining.

jandjob:

today’s smoky eye brought to you by yesterday’s eyeliner

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